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Career Demotivational Poster

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement career job
Rating: 2.67/5

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News

EDUCATION - Doesn't always guarantee you the results your parents hoped for.

TAGS: career education training disappointment
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:20 pm
*where. No pun intended.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:19 pm
True. Those are some horrendous designs I've wondered who would wear that crap and wear?
MissPriss - April 27, 2013, 12:44 am
Oh I don't know about that crotchety...ever seen some of the designer outfits that cruise the fashion shows in Europe?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 3:54 pm
They get crappy gas mileage, they're not aerodynamic, they look like a child's toy, those last three vehicles are just one the ugliest thing man has designed.
M0rd3kaI - July 28, 2012, 5:00 pm
So... Gorgeous piece of monkey fur & poo... will you let me drive such a classic if you were to have one again?? heh?? heh?? And yes... that is fully understandable... honestly I would have killed the somebitch
MissPriss - July 28, 2012, 12:59 pm
The only reason he ever got to drive that car was that he said I was a gorgeous piece too! Two things he never got to drive again after that fateful day.
M0rd3kaI - July 28, 2012, 8:35 am
You must mean "The mutilated corpse that used to be a boyfriend" geezus I wouldn't even let anyone close to the car if I had such a gorgeous piece of craftsmanship... [Ps. Who says it's from my fingers ;) ]
MissPriss - July 27, 2012, 3:15 pm
Before anyone pukes he means from his fingers after a good flingin'...thanks for the vote Modick I owned a '68 cherry red Firebird a few years ago, white leather interior, airshock in the rear end, was a beauty, until the boyfriend wrote my baby off!
M0rd3kaI - July 27, 2012, 1:56 pm
Nice debate you have goig on here Prissy... I have to say, give me a '69 Camaro z/28 and I will lick my own poo to show you appreciation therefore... 5L
Stentor - July 14, 2012, 5:54 pm
As another fortysomething, I must tell you that a DB5 is an Aston-Martin, not an Alfa-Romeo (note correct spelling of Alfa as well). Furthermore, you have now disqualified yourself from future commentary about cars as you don't know shit about automobiles
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 5:38 pm
Hahaha...guess calling them a boat is about the same thing. All good.
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 3:43 pm
Besides. Your initial comparison is dishonest. Comparing a muscle car with a minivan is kinda like comparing a F-14 jet with a Challenger light liner. Just saying.
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
As a Fortysomething tell me again about lost generations. Anyway. 60's American muscle cars: Oversised, over gas guzzling poor handling, etc... Personaly i'ld pick an Alpha Romeo DB5 over a Pontiac GTO anytime.
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:54 pm
Obviously you have never had the pleasure of a true ride in one. Lots of leg room on the inside and more giddy up than most people can handle. I apologize though...you only have the new shit to make any comparison with. Poor lost generation.
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:47 pm
And here I thought the reference was to Camilla Prince Charles' main squeeze (around the ribs with spurs)"Giddy up Camilla, ole gal, big polo tourney today my dear".
SteveFurlong - July 1, 2012, 9:40 am
Horseface? Where did Chelsea Clinton come into this?
Densaku - July 1, 2012, 2:08 am
60's muscle cars are so overrated. (Troll face)...^^
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 11:31 pm
Personally if it ain't some muscle car from the late 60's with an engine big enough to eat that horse...it ain't worth shite! Teehee
Densaku - June 30, 2012, 8:46 pm
Technicaly this a good vehicle. Too bad so many people here are judging the horse by his face... almost litteraly. -_-


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.


JOBS - And you thought your job sucked.

TAGS: jobs careers bad fish smelly
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2014, 9:29 am
More like; ‘Waiter, this crab tastes like shyt!’ ‘Sir, it’s surimi.’ ‘WTF is surimi?!!” ‘Fish shyt, sir.’
Greeny - January 16, 2014, 6:00 am
"Surimi, What is Susan Park’s phone number?" "Surimi, When is my next appointment?” Had to try it - doesn't work...
GaryO - January 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Heh, that’s surimi. And that pic looks better than it usually is. Usually it’s just fish guts….soon to become your grocery store ‘crab’ meat. Working on a fish processor ship is an experience.
demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:51 pm
I've got a friend who fixes septic tanks! This is better.
CloudchaserS - September 5, 2011, 12:43 am
First I thought "This is a job for Mike Rowe." Then I saw the "bad fish" tags and thought this looks like a tribute to Sublime
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:31 pm
You should upload this pic to Work Totally Sucks also.


TAGS: careers
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 3, 2012, 7:26 am
who what where?? (lol) strictly speaking that isn't me... but SSSSSHHHHH!!! don't tell anyone ;)
mariand - May 3, 2012, 7:20 am
there you are...


TAGS: career choices profession s m
Rating: 4.87/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.


TAGS: modelling model career independence catwalk
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 7:15 am
Thank you for the excellent rating. Great era, Great song...
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 11:37 am
5L because that is a wicked Seger tune and I bet that's true.


PRISON - Expanding career opportunities and interpersonal relationships since the dawn of time.

TAGS: prison relationships careers friendship
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:40 pm
Watch out for internal friction.



TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN

THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!



TAGS: good for pam i suppose well at least her acting career is taking off
Rating: 4.59/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 26, 2011, 9:27 pm
And another beautiful Canadian girl -- Shannon Tweed.
djinnyf - March 26, 2011, 9:06 pm
For a Canadian??!! xx
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:56 am
Pam didn't need help...shame she was a pretty girl...for a Canadian....LOL!

RESPECT - Make one mistake...and you can loose it all. He should have went back to wrestling.

TAGS: rock miley career needs money
Rating: 4.25/5

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Anonymous2 - June 26, 2010, 12:00 pm
That dress with those tattoos? Ugh.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:40 am
That's a given.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 12:39 am
And a tiny dick.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:38 am
I know it wore on a few of our best here... but, it takes ability and self-respect to enjoy motifaking and build good posters. It takes nothing but latent insecurity to be a timmy.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 12:37 am
Ignore it Cubby. 4000+ posters and there's bound to be a few typos. Who cares what some gutless 35yr old virgin thinks anyhow?
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:36 am
Don't worry, Cubby... he can't get much worse.They can only push as hard as they want the hammer to hit.
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 12:33 am
Trolls...I hate them! This is why I left last time
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:29 am
Gutless.... make some posters of your own first. Get some legs here before you rip on a regular.... much less a Greybeard.
Guthlaf - June 25, 2010, 12:28 am
He should have GONE back to wrestling, and you to English class! Yeah, I'm a grammar-nazi... swear at me all you like, as long as you spell correctly! ;-)

CAREER PLAN - What better example can you have? Thank you Mommy

TAGS: pole dancer career mommy
Rating: 2.58/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 12:58 pm
Eventually everything will drift to the surface. Culos: http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=12921
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 30, 2008, 4:48 pm
This is why I try to tag my posters with the appropriate terms.
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 2:33 pm
*some of your posts have been very worthy of multipoodles (term copyrighted!).
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 2:32 pm
It was posted within the past month...and the search terms only work if entered by the poster or if it is the title of the pic. If there weren't 20,000 tunnels to look through I'd probably be able to find it for ya though! And don't take it personally; so
Culos - October 30, 2008, 2:05 pm
Gimme a link LogicDude. I did a search for pole, nothing came up so if it's a double you can't blame me!
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 3:50 pm
Motifake Spam. definition: Reposting pictures over and over with different text. See also "tunnels."

Job Interview -


TAGS: career calendar dreams
Rating: 4.55/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:34 pm
Greeny, it looks like you were playing too much Katamari.


Oldest Profession -

TAGS: careers women positions top ceo
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - November 2, 2013, 2:01 am
Wow! I didn't know that...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:16 pm
Very few know that this position causes ED in 89% of men.

NFL 2014 Season -

TAGS: tony romo cowboys broadcasting career
Rating: 4.29/5

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Oldsod - September 5, 2014, 8:41 pm
...and it still didn't deflate the ego...
vilnius - September 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
guy once finished a game with a punctured lung

THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP DAD - Because I want to grow up and be someone you and Mom will be proud of.

BARBIE - Her Career Goals Explained !!


TAGS: kabuki career path
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:48 am
AWWWWW crap!!!! I rushed it out to make it on the right day. should have been "an honorable path" @#$%!!!!
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:49 am
i suddenly feel like setting gerbils on fire

congratulations -

SESAME STREET - There for you when your career fails


Prima Donnas -

TAGS: cutest shoot of my career
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2016, 10:24 pm
Missin' a few keys.

Workplace Equality -

TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my damn sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle

Career Lessons -

TAGS: work job career profession niche
Rating: 4.38/5

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mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:45 am
baby pix, senior pix and wedding pix trying to make ugly beautiful--- As a friend of the photog, I get to hear the tales---some are pretty f-ing hilarious!!!!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:19 am
I didn't want to be lured by the Dark Side, I mean the Plus Side.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 9:50 am
...But in a photographers life, like in college, you can't always choose your subject! Don't believe me? Ask an auto-service class how-much the chance to work on a Corvette vs. another rice-sedan is like shooting models for Playboy vs. baby-pictures.
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 5:49 pm
This comment makes it...
Reality Lord - February 10, 2016, 11:52 am

i envisioned this with more of a "BRAZZERS" theme...lol
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:27 am
Thanks, mizzdizz. I'm sure it is hard. But of course the idea is that the guy loves looking at gorgeous women all day and the girl likes all the attention.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:23 am
Modeling is grueling work. I had a friend who loved it! Good choice! Excellent poster, Push! 5L!